Sunday, June 24, 2012

Stupid Theory

A word to the masses: This is going to be quite a long entry.

But what do I care? Its not like there are people reading this blog anyway.

Time and time again people would compare the differences between the two genders, male and female. When this happens, one gender would argue which one is better, which leads to the idea of feminism.

Lets face it, there are times in our lives where we would be quite sexist. For example, some males would think that girls dont know how to take care of their computers and girls think that boys dont even know how to do their laundry. Well, they are some truth to those, and many more.

So let me indulge you, dear readers (if there even are people reading this, which I doubt);

Over the years of observing both genders, I have concocted my own Genders Theorem. Please be informed that this is wholly base on my opinion and I might be wrong.


On Girls:
Girls' thought pattern is quite complex, but they have their own system. This system mainly based on their feelings, which results in some of their actions becomes incoherent to men.

The fore-mentioned system is complex in nature, but it can be understood if a guy willing to put some work on it. However, there is a limit on how much a guy can take in and girls dont make it easy for them.

On Boys:

Boys have much simpler train of thought. They are simple-minded creatures and straight to the point, which makes boys are almost linear. Their actions are based on the idea of doing something just for the sake of doing it. Sometimes there is no reason at all.

Sorry to say that most men dont think. They ACT. They are the epitome of "try and error". But then again, there is always exception to a rule.

Now lets talk about the sociology of boys and girls.

One of the mainstream thing that can be seen in websites like 9gag, Reddit etc is friendzone. Friendzone is when a person likes someone but that someone only treats him/her as a friend. This is mostly happen to guys. I dont know why but apparently most of the girls like assholes. They love bad people but keep the good ones at the side.

Another one is why girls dont make much sense. I noticed in Facebook that there are some girls who put something like "I wish men would know what girls are thinking" on their status. It baffles me why they do that. Like I said, men are simple minded people. If you girls want us to know what you're thinking, tell them exactly what you think. Its not rocket science.

If you keep beating around the bush, no one will understand you. Enough of that "what girls really mean when they say something" bullshit. The guys will read it, but they wont heed it, much less remember it. If you keep doing it, then I'm sorry to say that reading HTML codes would make even more sense then listening to you.

Sorry for saying the hard truth, but its necessary. I'm just helping my fellow bros.

1 comment:

  1. well i'm just gonna say i cn b a bit straight forward but sometimes guys jst cnt handle tht...so wassup? was it info overload?? :P
    xoxo...u knw me =D

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